The Currer Bell

nationalpokedex:

bogleech:

Can we just

Appreciate the fact that Tropius is exactly the following three things:

A) a dinosaur.

B) a banana tree.

C) able to fly.

Yes, yes we can.

My experiences, especially these past few years, have made me legitimately scared to spend money, even if I can without fear of dropping too low, for fear of needing it in the future. I realize being responsible and saving is a good thing, but being unwilling to let myself enjoy things when I have the ability to is different.

rollinginthepeep:

differentass:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti because your parents are lesbians and u dont have a Dad

when u make hte spageti yourself because your parents are dead

rickstallion:

grammar nazis are people who judge you for something you “should’ve learned in grade school” but also feel superior over something they learned in grade school

My follower count has increased since yesterday but tumblr won’t tell me who started following me so I’m sorry if you think I’m ignoring you; I received no notification about it :s

i swear i will have a 3ds and at least a game or two before this summer is out but i really think replacing my TV first is the smarter buy.

thirstingaintdead:

Lady gaga “speaks out” against bullying

Macklemore “speaks out” against homophobia 

Kanye “goes on a rant” about racism.

Kanye “goes on a rant” about George Bush.

Coded language don’t really be coded tho.

Microsoft OneNote is MVP (most valuable program lolololololo) of my life (my job) at the moment holy crap this thing is wonderful.

rickstallion:

paulbearer:

You know when you close your eyes and rub them and you get loads of patterns and sparkles and stuff like on windows media player

i spent every single day of elementary school doing basically this all day every day

Daasaaaasme

*emails three professors I haven’t talked to in two years or more asking to meet on their time for advice/to talk*

*get three overwhelmingly supportive agreements in response*

If anyone asks, and even if they don’t, I will ALWAYS say that office hours/ getting to know professors personally is THE SINGLE BEST WAY to succeed at college/beyond.

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Also, thinking about my thing for red hair, I can’t know for sure but I would guess it stems from my first TV crush being on Willow Rosenberg/Alyson Hannigan back in the earlier seasons of Buffy.

I think everyone has certain “fetishes,” or rather simply qualities they find more attractive than alternatives, even if they’re as broad as “I like women who are confident” or “I like men who are patient” or whatever (these may be horrible examples i’m just talking off the top of my head). Neither of these were physical examples, but there are those as well.

For example, and in the spirit of tmi Tuesday, a physical quality I seem to “have a thing for” is red hair. Obviously I still find girls without red hair attractive, but the color or the red hair / skin contrast or whatever it is appeals to me. 

And this brings me to the point of my post, which I’m going over in my head after watching an interview with Emilia Clarke. Sometimes, at least for me, it’s the people who break the typical mold of what you find attractive who stick out the most. I mentioned red hair as the example for me, but if you were to ask me to list women i found attractive in order (assuming I could actually do this), MOST would not be red heads, I think (I haven’t actually tried this).

4/8 with 3rbi in his double header today - SURE AM GLAD I ACCIDENTALLY PUT DAVID ORTIZ ON MY BENCH.

rickstallion:

strangulations:

tmi tuesday me you nerds.

me 2

Same pls

yukkomai:

t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:

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Phouto

M‘Quote

Libnk

Chalt

Aurdio

(Video.)

The more you know.

When I didn’t eat for three days last week cause of my stomach bug, my milk expired without me realizing. Only food I have now is three cans of soup, oatmeal, dry cheerios, and bread. Guess I need to do.some shopping in a day or two.

majoshoujo:

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

sableable:

*10,000 years in the future* sir, come look at this. we hit something. it appears to have been an object of worship

croagunkscorner:

I love how bananas people go over some of the information released for XY.

Imagine when they announce multiple game save files.

People are gonna flip. Their. Shit.

my body is ready

I’m doing a bunch of testing, basically a repeat (maybe more indepth?) of what I went through when I was 12/13 and first diagnosed with depression/anxiety/ocd. Basically since it’s been so long they wanna make sure they’re treating the right thing.

On the questionnaire I had to answer today, one of the questions was, “My drinking causes problems at my home” then I had to answer False, Slightly True, Mostly True, or Very True.

I thought to myself, “It’s only a problem when the alcohol’s gone LOL” and then clicked false and moved on.

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

majinbooze:

knees weak

arms are heavy

mom com home

make hte spagheti

shangri-lol:

stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

that is a terrifying thought

Microsoft has just been trying to save us all along, what have we done

Heroes omg

I plan on adopting baby goats so I can claim more tax exemptions.

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.